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So Ugly: Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her dentist treats her by mail-order.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her pillow cries at night.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her shadow quit.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her face is closed on weekends!
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the tide won't come back in.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
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So Hairy: Yo Mama's so hairy,
she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she shaved her ass and she disappeared.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo Mama's so hairy,
if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo Mama's so hairy,
you almost died of rug burn at birth.
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