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Tide: Dear Tide,
I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best. One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt.Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt.She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt.I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick.So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide.It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive!I can't praise your product enough.Thank you for saving my life!I must go now.
I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags...
Thanks again!
John Smith
The best funny jokes for today! So we're making it joke of the day!
Redneck: They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!"
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