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No Ears: A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."
The best funny jokes for today! So we're making it joke of the day!
So Hairy: Yo Mama's so hairy,
she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she shaved her ass and she disappeared.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo Mama's so hairy,
if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo Mama's so hairy,
people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo Mama's so hairy,
you almost died of rug burn at birth.
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